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Monday, February 22, 2010

Hey Teabaggers: This is Socialsim!




 

Hey Teabaggers: THIS is Socialism! 






 


Twitter Author: @larrydhalstead

Hash tags: #p2, #ldh, #tcot, #teaparty, #hcr 



 Fear Mongering on Socialism


Definitions-

Socialism: Any of various political philosophies that support social and economic equality, collective decision-making, and public control of productive capital and natural resources

Teabaggers: A small cult of extremist who believe that ALL government is bad; Any government is too much. No one should have to pay any taxes. Any social responsibility for your fellow man is never a function of government. Rape, pillage, and plunder the earth's resources. Anything you don't like and/or is a Democrat idea must automatically be labeled Socialist and targeted for obliteration.






[Note: You see the stupidest thing on the #tcot hash tag or from the tcot's on the #P2 column. Every single time you see one of them yell 'SOCIALISM' as an adjective, adverb, or noun; it becomes abundantly clear how much they are clueless as to what it means. It becomes so annoying that after seeing such an excessive abuse of the word it finally made me snap off on them one day and this is how it all came out.]





[ReTweet: RT@larrydhalstead and or hashtag #ldh]







“I'm sick of these 
MotherF**ing Teabaggers
on this MotherF**ing TCOT 
talking their MotherF**ing Smack
about Socialism."       - Samuel L. Jackson





“We must throw the Teabaggers down the WELL.    Then my Country can be FREE!"






Hey Teabaggers: THIS is Socialism!



Hey Teabaggers: Twitter is Socialist. Please cancel your account 

 

Hey Teabaggers: The FCC Airwaves are Socialist. Please shut off your TVs and Radios at once 

 

Hey Teabaggers: The entire Internet is Socialist. Please get off so we don't have to be exposed to your bull shit 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Parks are Socialist. Please keep out 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Freeways, Highways, Roads are Socialist. Please keep off 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Social Security and Medicare are Socialist. Please refund all monies received to IRS

 

Teabaggers: Since Teleprompters are so damn Socialist, you can ALL go back to writing on your hands for communication. 
 

Hey Teabaggers: The U.S Postal Service is Socialist. Please hand deliver your own damn mail 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Police Protection is Socialist. Please call Rush next time you got a problem 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Fire Protection is Socialist. Please call Beck next time your house catches fire 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Military is Socialist. Please report for duty in Iraq to fight your own damn war 

 

Hey Teabaggers: The EPA is Socialist. Please stop polluting so We the People don't have to clean up after you 

 

Teabaggers: Start your own grocery stores, pharmaceutical companies. Our are protected by that Socialist FDA 

 

Hey Teabaggers: all the power plants? Yep, Socialist; so we're cutting you off 

 

Hey Teabaggers, even though our schools are Socialist, were not big on banning you there cause frankly you need some education 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Since FBI, CIA, Homeland Security all Socialist, please capture Bin Laden, Al Queda, terrorist yourself 

 

RT @letslaugh101: @larrydhalstead Social Security came from the Democrats? //EXACTLY, so we're keeping it   

 

Another thing Teabaggers, We're keeping the flag since our blood fought for all that Socialism agains fascist like you 

 

Teabaggers, since we're keeping our flag, you can keep your Confederate flag. It will make it easier to identify you 

 

Just for the record Teabaggers: Our Constitution, Bill of Rights, Founding Fathers? ALL Socialist so GET YOUR OWN 

 

Why Teabaggers can't be on our Socialist Internet>RT @whiteshot: TOILET PAPER, U should stop EATING it after USAGE 

 

BTW Teabaggers; As per your 'Purity Test' Reagan was a REAL Socialist. But we're going to let you keep him 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Government by nature is Socialist. Please restrict yourself to the Rushpubic of Teabagistan

 

Right now Teabaggers wondering where to go? I'm thinking we might have to go ahead give them Texas



[Right after that tweet went out I started getting some feedback from some Texas Progressives that were not at all willing to surrender the Lone Star State. So I ran a quick retraction to keep Texas for now. At the very least it will be a big bargaining chip for when we negotiate the divorce settlement]



RETRACTION: Teabaggers can't have Texas after all. You will have to stay put in your fantasy Rushpublic of Teabagistan

 

Teabaggers turns out we never did care for you guys so we've filed for a divorce. Cheer up, we're giving you Lieberman 
 

Teabaggers: In the divorce we are also going to let you have both Wars AND the Patriot ACT (never were ours) 

 

Divorce negotiations now underway with Teabaggers being represented by law firm of Dewey, Screwem, and Howe

 

Take an average teabagger, slap a beard on him and rewire his ideas from Christian Jihad to Muslim Jihad, and you have Osama Bin Laden.


Don't sweat it Teabaggers, we're going to give you entire Fox Network; you just can't use OUR Socialist airways 




My collection of tweets  'Hey Teabaggers: This is Socialsim!'  Now on "Tweet Stuff On #p2"  http://bit.ly/cyNgOo




[PS: Please feel free to jump into the fun. If you have another tweet that needs to be added to this list, please let me know; I'll ADD it!] 


 

Monday, February 15, 2010

Index of 'Tweet Stuff' Authors

Tweet Stuff' Authors

This initial list is a small beginning. These just a small few of the Tweet Authors that keep showing up on #P2 on a daily basis. They routinely astound me with the superb satire and great commentary I'll add more as I go along while I apologize for those not already here but I'll start with this modest starter list:


Don Millard @OTOOLEFAN
Ezra @EzKool
Skut Markus Malfoy @skutmalfoy
Shoq Value @Shoq
JFK Fan @jfkfan
(more soon, I promise)

These are #p2 Tweeple who take their work seriously and consistently put out some of the 'Bestest' of the 'Tweet Stuff on #p2' When I see some of their stuff it makes me wonder why they aren't getting paid for this stuff. I fully expect some of them to go on a writers for editorial commentary of comedy writing for a show like John Stewart's The Daily Show.

You can expect some of their work to appear as part of a collection on a theme; or as authors of an entire collection of just their work on a particular post. If you don't see their contributions listed here yet its because I am waiting for them to respond to my request to send me their stuff.

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Welcome to 'Tweet Stuff on #p2'




You see the Darnedest Stuff
under the #p2 Column on Twitter

-Sometimes it's quite Educational.
-Sometimes its Great Satire.
-Sometimes its Really Funny.
-Mostly its Intelligent.
-Sometimes it comes like a Set of Tweets with a theme from the same Progressive.
-Sometimes it is many Progressives on the Same THEME.
-Sometimes you see some of these Sets of Tweets on a Theme and you think:

"We should collect these somewhere"

-Maybe because we might want to Tweet them again.
-Maybe just because we think they should be preserved for
future part of the Library of Congress archives.

But for whatever reason they SHOULD be collected and preserved.

THIS 'Tweet Stuff on #P2' site is JUST created toward that end.

For me this effort started when I did about a hundred Tweets of the SOTUS by POTUS and decided later to copy them to a word document. Other series of tweet topics came along and it kept going, more word documents in computer files. Finally I could see where this was going and decided to start:

'Tweet Stuff on #p2'

In my own #p2 experience of 'Tweet Stuff' I have found a few of my allies that are dedicated to the 'In your face' style, sometimes using Satire, sometimes full blow jokes, other times just old fashion 'Speaking Truth to Power' or in this case, more like regular ole ignorant folk talkin mess on #tcot.

The Index of 'Tweet Stuff on #P2 Authors' is a growing list of my good buds over on #p2 that I hesitate to list each of them at the risk of leaving out one of the many obvious who work hard daily to turn out a heaping helping stash of 'Tweet Stuff on #p2'

These are #p2 Tweeple who take their work seriously and consistently put out some of the 'Bestest' of the 'Tweet Stuff on #p2'. Someone should seriously be paying these Progressives cause they write material like they're being paid a small fortune.

You can expect some of their work to appear as one of several contributions to a particular Theme Post or as authors of an entire collection of their work. Enjoy it now for free before these guys wise up and start charging for this stuff!

If you have some 'Tweet Stuff on #p2' that you or someone else wrote and that you can contribute then please jump into the frey. Send me your stuff via email: larrydhalstead@gmail.com or tweet it to me in a link.

A BIG Thanks to Everyone on #P2 who contributes anything for 'Tweet Stuff on #p2'
NOW or in the Future! More importantly thanks for what you and every Progressive on Twitter is doing each day to make the world a better place.

PEACE, LOVE, and FISH TACOS!


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