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Saturday, March 27, 2010

The 'Follow Friday' #FF Frenzy - My Take

 I've had a twitter account for nearly two years but only got active this past December and didn't start participating in #ff until the past couple of months. There is much social interaction involved in the ritual but also a lot of work. 

The more you interact with people here the more you start feeling like you have a personal relationship with a growing number of them all. 

After you get your first half dozen 'bulk' follows as I call them, where your name is one of a bunch, then the thrill of getting one more is quite over already.


The whole 'bulk' #ff does seem like it is totally ineffective, especially when the #ff tweet starts with just a word or two and a #ff followed by as many names fit in the remaining space.

By now we have all seen much more creative 'bulk' #ff from the likes of people such as @EzKool. Those still have 4 to 6 names per tweet but are at least preceded by something that will give you a chuckle or even make you think; Well, at least the first time you see them. 

But even with that sweetener I'm still not sure it makes you more inclined to follow anyone mentioned. I do think that it gets more followers for anyone who's doing the #ff recommend. And I do think the new followers you get by giving 'bulk' #ffs are good #p2 followers not bots or trolls.


A couple of weeks ago I started mixing up my bulk #ff with some 'single' one person per tweet follow recommends.  My priority for the 'single' #ff's are the peeps I interact with and more importantly the ones I feel are focused on a particular issue or issues. 

I also like to push people just starting out that only have a few followers and have a message that's worth a follow. What I noticed was that I was having as much fun getting creative with those single #ff's as I do my regular tweeting. More often than not I check their bio, edit with some personal context and send it out as a #ff.


I find that I put more time and effort into those single #ff than I do composing my regular tweets. Therefore those tweets are much more meaningful to me as well it appears to the people they were written for. With the time I started putting into writing the tweets I decided to start saving them to a file. Then I could reuse them with a little freshening as the case may call for. With such positive feedback its made me want to do more and more single; less and less bulk. Also, I started doing them throughout the week. Yeah, many more on Friday but lots during the week now. 

On this Friday, I started realizing how much work all of this was becoming as well as how other messages kept popping up into my consciousness that I wanted to push besides just #ff. I also noticed that when I was doing the #ff thang I wasn't really getting new followers to speak of but when I started in on one of my political rants the followers would start popping up in my email box. 
 
Along the way it started to dawn on me that it might be more effective to post my growing collection of single #ff's here on   the 'Tweet Stuff on #P2'

I also started noticing that if I didn't have room to put the  #ff hash tag, I just left it out rather than edit my other content down to fit it in. I started to realize that most people could care less about that being on there. Some people may care about their Klout score or other grade cards but I'm not really one of them and I think most people do not. I've never done a #ff search nor opened up a #ff column on tweetdeck. When I'm doing a 'single' follow recommend the whole tweet screams 'follow this person' so the hast tag is redundant.


Today, March 26,  the only bulk ones I sent were for those who had included me in their bulk follows. It was a rewarding experience sending out all of the 'single' follow I was able to squeeze in.  

I love it when people give me positive feed back like when they get caught off guard with big praise for them or when someone tweets back and says they are following that person because of my recommendation.

Love it!


Tuesday, March 23, 2010

My #P2 Freinds have Blog Post on the HCR Bill


Many of the wonderful Progressives that I have met on twitter
are busy people that also find time to make time to post some really interesting commentary on their own blogs.  

On the weekend of March 20, 21, 2010, twitter was lit up as the excitement and drama of the HCR vote was played out. Progressives were having a field day cheering in the vote while bashing the GOP and the Teabaggers.

As the weekend drew to a close and on into Monday, I started seeing different #p2 Progressive friends posting links to their blog post with some thoughts and feelings about it all.  It dawned on me that I should quick throw this Index of Links to various Blogs Post in random order as I found them.  

If you have one of your own related to the HCR Vote or know of a good one to include, please let me know and I'll add it ASAP.  These are all some very great Post and best of all, it gives you some insights into who you interact with on:

The #P2 Universe


@larrydhalstead   http://realworldpolitics.blogspot.com
The Bigotry of HCR,GOP is a Palin' Teabag. 
And oh, Keith's Back



@EzKool        http://ezkool.com

From the Twisted Mind of a Christian Conservative






@ArrghPaine         http://www.arrghpaine.com
 



@Shoq               http://shoqvalue.com

An open letter to conservatives

 


That post by Shoq links to this one:

http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com

An open letter to conservatives









@Ravan_A      http://ravanoid.blogspot.com
Christianity, Social Justice and Politics

 

Thursday, March 18, 2010

"Take Back OUR Country"


"Take Back OUR Country" 
 
March 17, 2010

[Note: St. Patrick's Day, much like any other day unless you are Irish or you enjoy participating in some of the merriment surrounding it.  My mother's name is Mallory.  Probably O'Mallory if you go back far enough.  

So while I definitely have some of the blood, I have none of the authenticity or enthusiasm of Don Millard or as we know him on Twitter @OTOOLEFAN who openly admits on his bio that he "loves everything Irish".  I have long admired his keen sense of political satire and thought that it would be appropriate to make the following tweet:]

Merry St. Patrick's Day 2 everyone or as we like 2 call it here on twtter: 


"HAPPY @OTOOLEFAN DAY"  


[This next tweet sets the stage for how Progressives on Twitter #p2)  feel about the lunacy of the Right-Wing, GOP, Tea Party or as they originally named themselves:


"Teabaggers". 

It also shows how we feel about CNN becoming more like FOX, Glen Beck, and the like]
 


Eradicate Hate, Division, Bigotry by #StopBeck @StopBeck and of course #TurnOffFox @TurnOffFox #p2




   
[Much of the rhetoric we hear from the Right coming from the Palin, Rush, Beck, Bachman, worshipers on twitter is the constant shrill of "Government is the enemy" theme. 

Right after I sent that last tweet, I happened to notice another one of the zillions of such tweets about 'Government = BAD' came floating by on the #tcot channel.

#tcot = top conservatives on twitter

That was when the thought occurred to me that these were the same folk who supported Bush and were quite silent as he destroyed our country, economy, took us to war, deregulation, water-boarding and other torture, Patriot Act, countless scandals, corruption, 'heck-of-a-job Brownie' deregulation, bank bailouts, corporate welfare, etc, etc.  

Worse yet, let it never be forgot that the WORST Terrorist attack in the history of the U. S. happened on Bush's watch and with ample prior warning. 

Yet the #tcot folk are totally unaware of any of this history as they remain obsessed with fear, division, and downright hatred for anything Obama, Democrat, Left, Progressive, etc.]

[So I quickly fired off the next two tweets: ]

Look #tcot Government is NOT the enemy. GOP & Corporate governance; Now THAT is the ENEMY #p2


Damn #tcot says they love our country. Yet they HATE the government along with all it does for "The People" WTF? #p2

[That started me on a theme of what "Take back our country" really means to these Right-Wing Nut Jobs (RWNJ) as shown in this next tweet:]


When #tcot says "Take back our Country" what they mean is back to the Dark Ages #p2





[A little bit of tweet tweaking and I came up with a format, template if your will, to start in on a another one of those rants on one theme that became the following series of tweets]

"Take Back OUR Country"


"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "We really miss KKK, Slavery, killing Indians, Stealing land, etc. #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Rich White Folk really ROCK" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Fuck the poor; Ban all Non-Whites" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Christianity is good camouflage for being Evil" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "I'm really just a bigoted, greedy, redneck son of a bitch" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "We're plum out of ideas & that slogan sounds fun" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "We're so stupid we say stupid stuff just like Glen Beck" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "dem #TexasTextBooks sure R informative" #p2  #topprog




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Greg be smart; he really is a god" #p2 #topprog




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Fleckman's 8th grade education really paid off" #p2 #topprog




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "I really love the America that ONLY exist in my head" #p2 #topprog




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Hell yes I was silent while Bush destroyed the country" #p2 #topprog




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Don't worry, I say stupid shit ALL the time" #p2 #topprog




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "We the People, Of the People, For the People" is a Socialist plot. #p2



"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Holy shit; There's a black man in the Whitehouse" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Rednecks, Hatemongers, and Bigots Unite" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Glen Beck is a friggan genius" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Let's pretend we ACTUALLY read the Constitution" #p2



"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Them Injuns sure do love living on Reservations" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "We stole Native American's land fair and square" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Native Americans aren't really Americans" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Let's prove our ignorance & call ourselves Teabaggers" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for EXACTLY what Native Americans are all thinking #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "Put on the white sheets; We gots sum crosses to burn" #p2




"Take Back OUR Country" is #tcot speak for: "We are STILL pissed off about loosing the Civil War" #p2




For the record #tcot "Take Back OUR Country" is what Democrats did after SCOTUS helped Bush steal two elections. #p2


"Take Back OUR Country" is what President Bill Clinton did after 8 years of Reagan and 4 years of Bush I.



 
[All of these tweets were written on the spot.  Given more time, I'm sure we can come up with many more for this theme including some with more humor and satire.  

At the point I wrote the last one I got interrupted with several other issues.  I'm posting these now so that anyone that missed them can catch them here and use them to further annoy the extremist on the Right aka #tcot.  

If you have some more of your own to add to this collection, please let me know and I will welcome their addition

Please feel free to use any of these as the need or desire arises.  If you don't have enough space for the tweet plus tags just put #ldh instead of  'RT@larrydhalstead' at the beginning of the tweet or 'via @larrydhalsead at the end.


Just keep getting the message out! Use some of these, edit as needed, write your own, but get the message out. Let the centrist in this country know that government is not the enemy bad managers are the enemy. Hate, division, fear-mongering; that is the enemy.


Big thanks for ALL who participate in any of rants or banter. Love the comments and the RTs which lend valuable assistance and make the experience rich and fun.


THANK YOU!
&
FOLLOW:








@avivao

@aldamario

@BiggestHeadEve

@blackjedi47

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@EzKool

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@IR_KING

@Jamberta

@JuliaAdair

@Koursey

@LadyNole7

@leora1987
@liberalchik

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@Lyle91

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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Rep. Weiner: "GOP Wholly Owned by Insurance Industry"


Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY)


Did you see that? Did you watch that performance by Anthony Weiner of New York? Absolutely amazing! If you haven't seen it yet then that's a good starting point. Even for those of you who have seen this; grab some popcorn, sit back and enjoy this show. This is Democrats in Congress at their very BEST:

Ever met a Republican not Owned by the Insurance Industry?






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http://thinkprogress.org/2010/02/24/anthony-weiner-subsidiary/


http://bit.ly/b3p9Dk








Must SEE TV on the #P2 Channel> "Ever met a Republican not Owned by the Insurance Industry?" http://bit.ly/csI9tB

Taiz Orly, Birther Queen & Teabagger Baby Names




Taiz Orly, Birther Queen 
&  Teabagger Baby Names


[Forward: February 23, 2010. Earlier in the day someone was sending out a link to a post about Orly Taitz, aka The Birther Queen seeking protection from the United Nations. As often is the case I will open links to stories for later reading when twitter slows down. When I did get a chance to read the piece I had long forgotten who I got the link from- my apologies and thanks for whoever passed it along.
 

After reading the post it sort of set me off about what a lunatic Taitz is and the entire league of loons that still hold on to the belief that Obama was born in Kenya and therefore disqualified to be President. The 'Birther' bunch is quite synonymous with the Teabagger group with much of the lunacy they espouse]


First a passage from the post:
Orly Taitz, Birther Queen, seeks UN protection

"Orly Taitz, Birther Queen, seeks UN protection. Orly Taitz, California lawyer, dentist, and real estate agent, has made an appeal to the United Nations for “urgent action under the mandate for human rights defenders.” Taitz is is claiming she is under “increasing legal attack in the United States from groups and individuals opposed to her legal actions challenging the Constitutional qualifications of Barrack Hussein Obama to hold the office of President of the United States.”
 

Taitz has "been the victim of death threats, vandalism, false complaints, and a suspected assassination attempt" in the course of her efforts to expose Obama as a fraud, adding that "her reports to law enforcement and the judiciary have been ignored." There has not yet been any official response from the UN's High Commissioner for Human Rights.


Taitz is facing a $20,000 penalty and a threat to her law license. The $20,000 penalty represents a fine levied against her for frivolous legal filings related to her Quixotic quest to prove that President Obama was not born in the U.S.
Read the Complete Article HERE!

Taiz Orly, Birther Queen

[I started out with a couple of tweets with a link to the original post included. From there the thread ran into her 'Birther Queen' nickname and onto other alternative names for Orly. After that it evolved into baby names for Teabaggers. This gave rise to a new hash tag: #TeabaggerBabyNames. It also gave rise to a hater with all of 4 followers who just couldn't resist the opportunity to drop by and say stupid stuff. There was also some 15 or more of my followers that took time to jump in with some choice comments and names of their own. Here's how it went down.]

From @larrydhalstead      [RT@larrydhalstead]

Taiz Orly, Birther seeks refuge with UN over Death Threats. Needs referral to mental asylum instead http://bit.ly/9Lo5q4
 

Birther Queen, Captain to a ship of fools seeks refuge with UN over Death Threats http://bit.ly/9Lo5q4 #p2
 

Portland Newspaper: "Words cannot express the pleasure of finding one's self the subject of a rant by Mz. Taitz." http://bit.ly/9Lo5q4
 

From @Koursey: Taiz Orly, Birther Queen, seeks refuge with UN over Death Threats // Medication will silence those voices
 

Breaking: Taiz Orly, Birther Queen EXPOSED. She was born in Crazyville, a small town in the Rushpublic of Teabagistan
 

Trickle Down Economic explained; Ronald Reagan was born in Kenya.


What's an Taiz Orly?

Taiz Orly revealed to be exact same Fruit Cake people give away each Christmas- for 20 yrs now!
 

When your name is Orly Taitz, Do you really need a nick name like Birther Queen?
 

When she was young did Orly Taiz' parents inspire her to grow up and become a Birther Queen?
 

Birther Queen sounds like something you would call a fruitful hamster
 

Are there 'Birther' Princess Pageants in the Rushpublic of Teabagistan?
 

RT @MarchMoon: @larrydhalstead Birther Queen sounds like the Octomom
 

Is there ALSO a 'Birther' KING in the Rushpublic of Teabagistan?
 

From @omi66: Or a mother of 6
 

From @MarchMoon: Birther Queen sounds like the Octomom
 

From @LtlRedX: @larrydhalstead Birther Queen sounds like a bad ABBA song

History will remember the 'Birther Queen' with the same fondness as the 'Crotch' bomber

Alternative Nicknames
for the Birther Queen

From @geeoharee: I think Olbermann should have stuck with Orly Taint. Best Freudian slip ever.
 

I think Olbermann should have stuck with Orly Taint. Best Freudian slip ever. #p2 via @geeoharee
 

From @soulverbs: or Orly Skank
 

From @larsolsson: OILY Taint. 
 

Orly Taint, Oily Taint, Orly Skank. Entries in the 'Rename the Birther Queen' Contest! via:@geeoharee @soulverbs @larsolsson
 

From @MarchMoon: my vote is for Oily Taint

The Birth of Teabagger Baby Names


Has anybody ever seen a birth cetificate for Birther Queen Orly Taitz?
 

From @jenny0101: They don't issue them on her home planet.
 

From @omi66: Didn't think Mars issued birth certificates just hatching dates.
 

From @larsolsson: I wanna see Taitz's Earth certificate, make sure she's from this planet.

Do you think Teabaggers will start naming their babies 'Birther Queen'?
 

From @Raptor2u: Do you think Teabaggers will start naming their babies 'Orly' or 'Sarah'?
 

Teabagger baby names RT @Koursey: @larrydhalstead They'll name their kids 'real' American names like Chamomile, Jasmine, Earl Grey.
 

From @Koursey: They'll name their kids 'real' American names like Chamomile, Jasmine, Earl Grey..I know...lame..but I couldn't help myself.
 

From @Koursey: Oolong is exotic
 

From @geeoharee: Rooibos is a pretty name

From @cybil_d: my god they're replicating???
 

[With all this interaction already, this is when @bluegreyeyes (with all of four follower drops by to start talking some smack about how I'm doing this thread all myself. I ignore them for awhile and then the temptation to respond gets the better of me]


[Twitter Acct: @bluegreyeyes Name: 'B' 

 Bio: Concerned American for our future. ]
 


From @bluegreyeyes: did you think of that name all by your 'little self?'are you haha-ing to yourself? Looks like your going to play by yourself
 

From @larsolsson: So is Shithéad (tell 'em it's Celtic).
 

From @bluegreyeyes: ..gee no one seems to think your funny
 

From @Raptor2u: 'Orly is a Palin the Taitz'
 

From @larrydhalstead: AssTwit with 4 followers says WHAT? RT @bluegreyeyes: @larrydhalstead ..gee no one seems to think your funny
 

From @bluegreyeyes: @larrydhalstead @oxyconservative, boys, where did you go?? No one playing your game?? Jeeze..but you think your so popular??
 

From @chrismatth: @bluegreyeyes 900 of us follow @larrydhalstead because he's funny. You should try it. You never know - maybe you'll hit 10 followers.
 

@LtlRedX: The loonies are coming out tonight, is there a full moon? (Re: .@Bluegreyeyes)
 

From @bluegreyeyes: You now look like a loser..no one else is playing..your embarrassing yourself

From @soulverbs #TeabaggerBabyNames don't forget kibble & bits
 

From @LtlRedX: *smooches*
 

From @larsolsson: #TeabaggerBabyNames Truck, Frig, Prattle, Fnord...
 

From @chrismatth: How about @bluegreyeyes ? #TeabaggerBabyNames
 

From @larrydhalstead: @bluegreyeyes Wow, you are on a roll! 20 tweets now. And a couple of them aren't EVEN to @larrydhalstead
 

From @janinewallace: Thanks for the ........:) great trending topic! #TeabaggerBabyNames – fun
 

From @petezoe: #TeabaggerBabyNames Trigger, Tracker, Trucker, Trotter, Truther
 

[Sarcasm Alert- @OxyConservative]
From @OxyConservative: @bluegreyeyes You are such a meanie. Isn't he @larrydhalstead, he is just so mean to us!
 

When it comes to #TeabaggerBabyNames the Palin Gang got the best ones HANDs down.

new hash tag:


Starting to look like we need a new hash tag: #TeabaggerBabyNames please submit entries now

From @bluegreyeyes: Wow, did your hashtag end already? Gee, sorry about that, it was so witty and all..whoops
 

'Orly' or 'Sarah #TeabaggerBabyNames #p2 @Raptor2u
 

Oolong is exotic #TeabaggerBabyNames #p2 @Koursey
 

Rooibos is a pretty name #TeabaggerBabyNames #p2 @geeoharee

#TeabaggerBabyNames Chamomile, Jasmine, Earl Grey. via @Koursey
 

#TeabaggerBabyNames Shithéad (tell 'em it's Celtic). via @larsolsson
 

From @bluegreyeyes: @larrydhalstead ..gee no one seems to think your funny
 

AssTwit with 4 followers says WHAT? RT @bluegreyeyes: @larrydhalstead ..gee no one seems to think your funny
 

Cracker, Ritz, Saltine, Triscuit #TeabaggerBabyNames
 

From @Teresa1908: That's funny! :o)
 

From @jfkfan: Good one !!
 

From @omi66 You keep me laughing Sir Lawrence
 

THANK YOU! @chrismatth @LtlRedX @emsmithart @omi66 @jfkfan
 

@bluegreyeyes Congrats on your 5th follower! Let me guess GregWHoward? Fairy Polly?
 

@bluegreyeyes Wow, you are on a roll! 20 tweets now. And a couple of them aren't EVEN to @larrydhalstead
 

Palin, Handjob, Palm Pilot, Ubecha #TeabaggerBabyNames
 

Wink, Nobama, Cheney #TeabaggerBabyNames
 

From @OxyConservative: 'Newt', 'Rush', & 'Patriot' #TeabaggerBabyNames
 

RT @janinewallace: #TeabaggerBabyNames #p2 --- Ridge, Crest, Neybama, Dick, Winchester, Moli Tov
 

@janinewallace Thank you for joining in
 

When it comes to #TeabaggerBabyNames the Palin Gang got the best ones HANDs down
 

Cricket, Shooter, Quitter #TeabaggerBabyNames #p2
 

From @janinewallace: #teabaggerBabyNames Camo Mille, Ryful,
 

From @janinewallace: #TeabaggerBabyNames #p2 Derringer, Whyte, Laska, Joe Kid, Ceefour
 

From @Anomaly100 Taxer, Patriot, Dick <--too obvious? #teabaggerBabyNames
 

From @soulverbs: #TeabaggerBabyNames Don't forget kibble & bits
 

From @raptor2u: 'Willow', 'Piper', 'Track', 'Trig',... What??? #TeabaggerBabyNames
 

From @petezoe: #TeabaggerBabyNames Trigger, Tracker, Trucker, Trotter, Truther




Teabagger Baby Names  
Complete List To date  

Birther Queen, Orly, Sarah, Chamomile, Jasmine, Earl Grey, Oolong, Rooibos, Shithéad (tell 'em it's Celtic), Orly is a Palin the Taitz, Kibble, & Bits, Truck, Frig, Prattle, Fnord,@bluegreyeyes, Rigger, Tracker, Trucker, Trotter, Truther, Cracker, Ritz, Saltine, Triscuit, Palin, Handjob, Palm Pilot, Ubecha, Wink, Nobama, Cheney, 'Newt, Rush, Patriot, Ridge, Crest, Neybama, Dick, Winchester, Moli Tov, Cricket, Shooter, Quitter, Camo Mille, Ryful, Derringer, Whyte, Laska, Joe Kid, Ceefour, Taxer, Patriot, Dick, Willow, Piper, Track, Trig 


Thanks for input & ReTweets  :

@macumberledge @LtlRedX @Koursey @soulverbs @Teresa1908 @jfkfan @omi66 @jawaj52yagbebi @janinewallace @Raptor2u @geeoharee @MarchMoon @arkangel99 @LtlRedX @omi66 @soulverbs @jenny0101 @larsolsson @Koursey @heywho @cybil_d


MUCH Appreciated


Birther Queen Orly Taitz A Freak In The Sheets?




  
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Monday, February 22, 2010

Hey Teabaggers: This is Socialsim!




 

Hey Teabaggers: THIS is Socialism! 






 


Twitter Author: @larrydhalstead

Hash tags: #p2, #ldh, #tcot, #teaparty, #hcr 



 Fear Mongering on Socialism


Definitions-

Socialism: Any of various political philosophies that support social and economic equality, collective decision-making, and public control of productive capital and natural resources

Teabaggers: A small cult of extremist who believe that ALL government is bad; Any government is too much. No one should have to pay any taxes. Any social responsibility for your fellow man is never a function of government. Rape, pillage, and plunder the earth's resources. Anything you don't like and/or is a Democrat idea must automatically be labeled Socialist and targeted for obliteration.






[Note: You see the stupidest thing on the #tcot hash tag or from the tcot's on the #P2 column. Every single time you see one of them yell 'SOCIALISM' as an adjective, adverb, or noun; it becomes abundantly clear how much they are clueless as to what it means. It becomes so annoying that after seeing such an excessive abuse of the word it finally made me snap off on them one day and this is how it all came out.]





[ReTweet: RT@larrydhalstead and or hashtag #ldh]







“I'm sick of these 
MotherF**ing Teabaggers
on this MotherF**ing TCOT 
talking their MotherF**ing Smack
about Socialism."       - Samuel L. Jackson





“We must throw the Teabaggers down the WELL.    Then my Country can be FREE!"






Hey Teabaggers: THIS is Socialism!



Hey Teabaggers: Twitter is Socialist. Please cancel your account 

 

Hey Teabaggers: The FCC Airwaves are Socialist. Please shut off your TVs and Radios at once 

 

Hey Teabaggers: The entire Internet is Socialist. Please get off so we don't have to be exposed to your bull shit 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Parks are Socialist. Please keep out 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Freeways, Highways, Roads are Socialist. Please keep off 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Social Security and Medicare are Socialist. Please refund all monies received to IRS

 

Teabaggers: Since Teleprompters are so damn Socialist, you can ALL go back to writing on your hands for communication. 
 

Hey Teabaggers: The U.S Postal Service is Socialist. Please hand deliver your own damn mail 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Police Protection is Socialist. Please call Rush next time you got a problem 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Fire Protection is Socialist. Please call Beck next time your house catches fire 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Military is Socialist. Please report for duty in Iraq to fight your own damn war 

 

Hey Teabaggers: The EPA is Socialist. Please stop polluting so We the People don't have to clean up after you 

 

Teabaggers: Start your own grocery stores, pharmaceutical companies. Our are protected by that Socialist FDA 

 

Hey Teabaggers: all the power plants? Yep, Socialist; so we're cutting you off 

 

Hey Teabaggers, even though our schools are Socialist, were not big on banning you there cause frankly you need some education 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Since FBI, CIA, Homeland Security all Socialist, please capture Bin Laden, Al Queda, terrorist yourself 

 

RT @letslaugh101: @larrydhalstead Social Security came from the Democrats? //EXACTLY, so we're keeping it   

 

Another thing Teabaggers, We're keeping the flag since our blood fought for all that Socialism agains fascist like you 

 

Teabaggers, since we're keeping our flag, you can keep your Confederate flag. It will make it easier to identify you 

 

Just for the record Teabaggers: Our Constitution, Bill of Rights, Founding Fathers? ALL Socialist so GET YOUR OWN 

 

Why Teabaggers can't be on our Socialist Internet>RT @whiteshot: TOILET PAPER, U should stop EATING it after USAGE 

 

BTW Teabaggers; As per your 'Purity Test' Reagan was a REAL Socialist. But we're going to let you keep him 

 

Hey Teabaggers: Government by nature is Socialist. Please restrict yourself to the Rushpubic of Teabagistan

 

Right now Teabaggers wondering where to go? I'm thinking we might have to go ahead give them Texas



[Right after that tweet went out I started getting some feedback from some Texas Progressives that were not at all willing to surrender the Lone Star State. So I ran a quick retraction to keep Texas for now. At the very least it will be a big bargaining chip for when we negotiate the divorce settlement]



RETRACTION: Teabaggers can't have Texas after all. You will have to stay put in your fantasy Rushpublic of Teabagistan

 

Teabaggers turns out we never did care for you guys so we've filed for a divorce. Cheer up, we're giving you Lieberman 
 

Teabaggers: In the divorce we are also going to let you have both Wars AND the Patriot ACT (never were ours) 

 

Divorce negotiations now underway with Teabaggers being represented by law firm of Dewey, Screwem, and Howe

 

Take an average teabagger, slap a beard on him and rewire his ideas from Christian Jihad to Muslim Jihad, and you have Osama Bin Laden.


Don't sweat it Teabaggers, we're going to give you entire Fox Network; you just can't use OUR Socialist airways 




My collection of tweets  'Hey Teabaggers: This is Socialsim!'  Now on "Tweet Stuff On #p2"  http://bit.ly/cyNgOo




[PS: Please feel free to jump into the fun. If you have another tweet that needs to be added to this list, please let me know; I'll ADD it!]